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October 24 2017

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wizard101:

wizard101:

If an autistic person is having difficulty speaking and/or having a meltdown don’t fucking mimick them

Allistics can reblog if you want to

Allistics PLEASE don’t comment! Reblogging helps spread the word but adding your opinion on something that isn’t about you/doesn’t affect you seems preformative

abcoconut:

slytherinpokegirl:

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*


How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

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fenrir-kin:

goingtobed:

This is fake. HOWEVER,

This Chinese lesbian billionaire couple, is real. 

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This is GiGi Chao (right) and her Wife, Sean Eav (left). Chao’s father was offering a TON of money to any man who’d marry his daughter, and she publicly responded saying she would marry a man when he does. #iconic. Read the links for more!

much better

blasquezza:

calledchaos:

marxism-sjwism:

bitchycode:

It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.

straight people are in the notes arguing with this

It’s not “queer to hell”. Is “straight to hell”.

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October 23 2017

writingsforwinter:

writingsforwinter:

honestly? rapists deserve nothing. not family, not friends, not clothes, not food, not shelter, not education, not health services, just nothing. nothing. nothing.

i’ll keep reblogging this until i stop getting pro-rapist comments on it.

insertcheesywitchypunhere:

The idea that mentally ill people can’t practice witchcraft is a complete myth, and a very harmful one at that. It’s spread primarily by people who aren’t mentally ill themselves (and really have no business speaking for the experiences of actual mentally ill people).

Sure, it can be hard, but never once have depression or anxiety affected my magic in ways other than they affect my mundane life. I get tired, worried, hopeless, etc., but magic is a huge help in times like those.
Witchcraft has been monumental in improving my mental health. It can ease anxiety and make me feel less helpless and give me a boost when I need it.

Not to mention that intense emotions can make for really powerful spells. (Fear and desperation really pack a punch in protections and curses, let me tell you.)

It can be hard to balance mental illness and a spiritual life, but whether or not mentally ill people do so is up to the *individual*, not a person making sweeping generalizations, to decide.

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autistic-angus:

i met a couple taakos yesterday at the taz show and they were asking how i got the IPRE symbols on our redrobes and i was like “its an iron-on cuz im a homestuck” and one of them was like “oh shit. hang on. i hope this isnt weird.” and like pulls up their skirt and theyve got a fucking blood player tattoo on their thigh.

the venn diagram of taz fans vs homestucks is a circle

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wizardshark:

unironicallyenthusiasticknitter:

persolem:

okapiandpaste:

dangerbooze:

sailorofships:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

azzandra:

rookstheravens:

solluxismsnowaifu:

natashi-san:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

I need to be more like tree

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.

HOLY SHIT

THE LAST ONE

Solarpunk as fuck!!

@honeyshuckleex

Ok but “unregulated food” -.-

jiluan:

miniwrecks29245:

miniwrecks29245:

small brain: brooklyn 99 and law and order: svu are cop propaganda

giant galaxy brain: paw patrol is cop propaganda 

this isnt a joke either why else would they make a show about puppy cops aimed at 3 year olds

selfdxd:

selfdxd:

griffin at the beginning of taz: im not gonna do character voices

griffin like 2 episodes later: hällø hållœ wêlçōmė tø mÿ čævę

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shawnhenryspencer:

I love when I see some McElroy post with a ton of notes because I /know/ a bunch of people who aren’t fans have reblogged it probably thinking it’s some kind of elaborate shitpost because lbr most of them sound exactly like shitposts

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gaysquaredwrites:

Weakness: nsfw art where the artist puts hearts around the characters to show they’re having a good time

holograph-for-president:

Having teachers use inclusive language adds 47 years to my life span

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